♥ God Blessed Texas ♥, "We live in a buttertopia. We've got stick butter, tub butter, whipped butter, honey butter, and spray butter. We have so many God-damned kinds of butter that we have produced a product called 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.' Because, if you pick up any random object in the United States, there's a pretty good chance that it's butter."

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“We live in a buttertopia. We’ve got stick butter, tub butter, whipped butter, honey butter, and spray butter. We have so many God-damned kinds of butter that we have produced a product called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.’ Because, if you pick up any random object in the United States, there’s a pretty good chance that it’s butter.”

— STEPHEN COLBERT, re: this, on The Colbert Report

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I love this man.
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Ha! We have at least 4 of these types of butter in the fridge right now!
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We have Paula Deen to thank for this.
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I wonder how Paula would respond to this….
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